Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he finds himself being sized up by St. Peter.”Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer
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The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I’m really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!I was stopped at the
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one … but the lightbulb has to REALLY want to change!
Wouldn’t it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you’d better keep your mouth shut. I knew I’d get kicked out of the college if I expressed my
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house.Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a “Malcom X” shirt, helicopters land on her!