Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
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Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.Don’t listen to critics – do what must be done.Build on high ground.For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.Two heads are better than one.Speed isn’t always an
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.The black bear said: “You’ve got two choices.I either maul you to
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?””What faux ?””To buy faux diamonds.””What do you need with faux diamonds ?””I have sixteen, but I need faux more.””Okay, why do you need twenty faux diamonds ?””No, just twenty, not twenty-faux .””You CAN’T be faux real ! Besides, I don’t have
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He’s checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that hispoor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for hismigraines and STILL no improvement.”Listen,” says the Doctor, “I have migraines, too and the advice I’mgoing
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that