Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t stopped for lunch or anything and he was getting REAL hungry. He sees this diner and pulls in, walks up to the counter and sits down by this old biker who was staring at a steaming
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The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.” The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “It’s not a boat.” The speck gets even closer and he thinks,
Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now, what’s your REAL problem?
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my wallet is a $50 bill and a $2 bill. That is all of the cash I have on my person.