This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll hislustful desires rise to a fever pitch.He is just about to put the hard word on her when she says, “I hope you don’tmind
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,”cor! I’ve just had my first blow-job and it was great! — I’ll have alarge whiskey please, barman.” The man takes his whiskey and downs it. “Same again?” asks the
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthily examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, “I’ve some bad news for you. You have cancer and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month.”Murphy, saddened
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:———————————Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50Hand Job $10.00———————————Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill.He walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.”I got in a tiff with Riley”, whispered Kelly to the beertender.”Riley? He’s just a wee fellow,” the barkeep said surprised.”He must have had
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?” Other man, “Bloody hell, no!”First man, “Want to come camping?”