Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building.I knew a prisoner who crowded his roommates terribly by building a huge aquarium in their room. It was just plain cell-fish of him!Smoke dynamite… it’ll really blow your mind.Scientists report that dieters lost brain cells
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BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY : I’m broke.BOY : May I hold your hand??GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??BOY : What time was it??GIRL : Say you love me!
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish It’s a long story but one that will have you laughing out LOUD!!Overview: I had to take my son’s hamster to the vet. Here’s what happened:Just after dinner one night,
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I see your license and registration, bub?”, the cop inquired.”But officer,” the fellow started, “I can explain…””Shut yer trap, bub!” snapped the officer. “You’re going downtownand sit a while till the sarge gets back.””But, officer, I think
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain”.”Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.””But, officer, I just wanted to say”…”And
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain””Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.””But, officer, I just wanted to say””And I
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling a landmark decision in the case of Jackson v. California, the California Supreme Court has recognized for the first time a constitutional right to chicken done right.The high court held that under the the due process