Policeman: Didn’t you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.
Tag: Policeman Didn
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Policeman: Didn’t you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.
Policeman: Didn’t you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.
Policeman: Didn’t you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that’s why I sped up.
Policeman: Didn’t you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don’t flirt when I drive.