A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland. So he goes off to Poland and asks the people: “Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?”All the Poles reply: “Meat? What is meat?”Seeing he cannot get an answer in
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Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there was a terrible power outage. People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours.
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and took the recipe with him.
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles – or one from Minsk for only 1000 rubles. So, naturally, — they got the cow from Minsk.It was
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farmer found that he was no longer a Russian, but had become a Pole. Thrilled, he told his wife, “Thank God ! No more of those freezing Russian winters.”
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $300. She exclaims, “I don’t have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!”To that the man