Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
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Q: How do you know you’re flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, “What’s your IQ?”The man replied, “130.” So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, “This is really cool.”Another
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up with a beautiful blonde. After some drinks she starts to cry and tell him the sad story that she is Polish and misses home terribly but can’t afford to buy a ticket to go home.The sailor
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving!