What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Tag: PMS
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10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.5. You’re using your cellular phone to dial up
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they’re actually in control.2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.3. Women never have anything to wear.
50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy…1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.2. Be ambiguous. Always.3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it’s their fault.4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago.5. Make them apologize for everything.6. Stash feminine products in their
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.Q: What’s the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick.Q: Why do
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.142. Q: Why did they stop doing the “WAVE” at BYU? A: Too many blondes were drowning.143. Q: Why do blonds have square boobs? A: Because
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some things in life that aren’t addressed in the Bible; how are we supposed to deal with them.The Pastor responded, “There are no such things, give me an example of what you are talking about”.The woman responded,