Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of Medicine:Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women’s breasts is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered.According
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Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places
After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival. Naturally, after checking the usual things, he called the dealer and explained his problem. First question from Deviously Evasive Dealer: “Did you
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to download a file,and send the mail in a little while.Then gather the news before the dawn,and all the scores from fans long gone.The AC is set to cut back on cool;Lights to blink, the burglars to
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall.2. Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation.3. Crazed maniacs have super-human strength.4. The suburbs are
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says, ‘you can’t run Windows 95 on yourold, slow 386. Everyone knows that you need at least a fast 486 with aminimum of 16 megs of memory in order to multitask effectively with Windows 95.’But Abraham, the
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic From the Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, March 1, 1994. Reprinted without permission AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t gether new Dell computer to turn on. Jay Ablinger, a Dell Computer Corp.technician, made