Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don’t worry, it’s my first extraction too.
Tag: Patient Doctor
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Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don’t give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN’T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!
Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I’m crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I’ve got hundreds of them.
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and 8 cars