The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together.”Oh, this is terrible,” exclaims St. Peter, “I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen.
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35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the Pacific Ocean,Suddenly, a Message is announced,”Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has Died, We will be 30 mins late””Damn!” Said the Irishman,10 mins later, “I`m sorry people Engine #3 has died,We`ll be 1 hour late”20 mins later,”Every
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.