Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn’t know what ONE came first…
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A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf. Sarah misses a 3 foot putt and yells, “Goddamn it, missed the bugger!” and the nun says, “If you keep saying that then God will punish you.” Next hole Sarah misses a 2 foot putt and says “Goddamn it, missed the
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter came over and told the Pope, “Just a minute, I’ll be right back”.At that, Saint Peter took the lawyer away.When Saint Peter came
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night’s sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?””Ten,” she replied.”What are their names?” he asked.”LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy,” she answered.”They’re all named LeRoy?” he asked “What if you want
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about it and asks the kids if they’re Lakers fans too.Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they’re Lakers fans too, except ONE kid, …named Josh.The teacher looks at Josh and says, “Josh, you’re not a
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.8. God knew that Adam would never go out and