I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And, I never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. And, I never yet
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Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, ‘We’ve been hunting all day. We’ve shot at five deer – and not hit one!’ ‘OK. Let’s miss two more and then head back to camp,’ said Bob.
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says “OK,, just grip it like you do your husband’s member”.After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, “Who here has ever seen a ghost?” Most of the hands go up. “And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?” About half the hands stay up.”OK, now how many of you have
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?” “My husband just doesn’t satisfy me sexually. What can I do?” “Hmmm. That’s a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?” “Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn’t enough for
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.” Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that? Hand me that… uh… that uh… that thingy there. Oh no! Where’s my Rolex.
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit.”I can’t go in here” he says” It’s really going to stink””There’s another trench over there” says the other.”I’ll cover you with the M60…. just give me a shout andand i’ll