All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met OK, so what’s the speed of dark? How
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A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, “Honey be very careful when you drive the ball-don’t knock out any windows. It’ll cost us a fortune to fix.”The wife teed up and shanked
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.The firemen yell to the Brunette, “Jump! Jump! It’s your only chance to survive!”The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits for his car to be fixed. He finds a very small hotel and walks in.He asks the man at the counter, “Do you have any rooms available?”The man
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl.”Really?” said the doctor. “You’re healthy enough, I suppose, but take my advice. If you want a happy marriage, you should take in a boarder. Do you
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I thought we’d have sex tonight.”The wife replies, “No, I’m too tired tonight.”The husband says, “Is that your final answer?”The wife says, “Yes, it is, thank you.”The husband says, “OK, then, I’d like to phone a friend.”
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates?