A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?” he asks.”Feeling fine,” says the old man.”What’s the food like?””Terrific, wonderful menus.””And the nursing?””Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you.””What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?””No problem at all — nine
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As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in Utah.The woman reported to her new Commanding Officer and handed him her orders. He glanced at them and said, “Well Private, your duties here will be pretty much
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s body. Worried, she asks him what happened.He replies:” Well, my parents are doing renovations in my room and I sleep with them. Last night, I woke and heard my father asking OK? and mom said OK
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a police roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!!””Don’t worry, Bubba,” Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was facedwith a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impactstatement. He was granted a temporary permit for the project, but wasstymied with the Cease and Desist order for the earthly part. Appearing atthe hearing,
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller. You need a mule to plow such wet ground he says.”Where can I buy
One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you.