A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over and decided to give him a chance.”I will give you three questions,” said the coach. “If you come back in a week and answer them all correctly, you’re on the team.””Fair enough!” said the Polak eagerly.The
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|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley. I followed.”What are you selling?” I asked.”Geometrical algebra drugs.””Huh!?””Geometry drugs. Ya got your uppers, your downers, your sidewaysers, your inside-outers…””Stop right there,” I interrupted. “I’ve never
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in the wind.2. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM- We just hired three kids fresh out of college.3. CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION- We know who to blame.4. MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH- It works
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.”The father thought some and said, “OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy.Let’s say that I’m a capitalist because I’m the breadwinner.Your mother
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice
There was a guy walking down the street in San Francisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. “Sure,” GOD says, “Go right ahead”. “OK,” the man says. “Why did you make women so pretty?” GOD says, “So you would like them.” “OK,” the guy