An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, “Oh God, I’m doomed!”There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms out: “No my son, you are NOT
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A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies in the bedroom window and zooms straight up the woman’s love tunnel. ‘Oh God!’ she screams. ‘Help me! There’s a bee up my vagina and it’s buzzing around in there (albeit rather pleasurably)!’ ‘Let’s go says
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.However, the atheist’s life was good, he had a well-paying job
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married. On theirwedding night they settle into the bridal suite and the bride says to her newgroom, “Please be gentle… I am still a virgin.” The startled groom says “How canthat be? You’ve been married twice…”The bride
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself “Oh God, I’m screwed!!!!!.” There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: “No, you are NOT screwed. Pick
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist’s life was good, he had a well-paying
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in accord against the fourth. One day, the odd rabbi out, after the usual “3 to 1, majority rules” statement that signified that he had lost again, decided to appeal to a higher