A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, “I know how the transmitters work, but I have one question–how do you catch the polar bears in the first place?” “I bet you use high-powered
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|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet?An elephant with an umbrella!What’ s grey with red spots?An elephant with the measles!Why does an elephant wear sneakers?So that he can sneak up
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there would be presents for everyone, but no one would know what they were. Their service department would have an unlisted phone number, and be located at the North Pole. Blueprints for ornaments would be highly classified
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole.Streamlining was due to the North Pole’s loss of dominance of the season’s
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”9. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes8. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling7. By the time he gets to your house, all he has
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-night sleigh ride around the world, you may be at risk for diseases, maladies, mishaps and lawsuits that send chills through our Santa-loving hearts. The latest warning comes from the National Rosacea Society in