Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can’t sit down!
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|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat, little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known foreign language expression, change a single letter, and provide a definition for the new expression. Here are some favorites.Harlez-vous fran硩s?CAN YOU DRIVE A FRENCH MOTOCYCLE? Cogito Eggo Sum.I THINK; THEREFORE I AM
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are missing their dessert squares9. In between “May I” and “have your attention” there’s a 45 minute pause.8. He’s constantly yelling, “Take that, Red Baron!”7. Shuttle from New York to Boston includes stopover in Colombia6. His co-pilot:
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us -Holland Sentinal, date unknown.Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut -The New York Times, November 22Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find -The Los Angeles Times, November 2″Light” meals
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, “I’m blonde; I’m beautiful; I’m going to New York; and I’m not
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend, “Last week was one of the worst weeks of my entire life.””What happened?” asks Birnbaum.Goldstein moans, “My wife and I went to Florida on vacation. It rained for seven days and seven nights, so