Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat, little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes
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One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.When he walks into his hotel room, there’s a beautiful girl, nude, lying onthe bed. She says, “Hi, Rabbi, I’m a little something extra that thepresident of
During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I called room service and ordered some soda crackers. When I looked at the charge slip, I was furious. I called room service and raged, “I
George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, “There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!” George Bush replies, “Oh yeah and tell me what you see?” Osama answers,
An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, “I’m Shaquille O’Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died.” So he takes the first parachute and jumps.
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don’t worry, there are three left.However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little