Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve? To a meat ball!
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How to Tell if You’re a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests to prepare you misfit readers for Christmas and your New Year’s resolutions:1. You reuse last year’s Christmas cards and send them out under your own name (5 points).2. You steal light bulbs from you neighbor’s outdoor
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on New Year’s morning. The drunk staggered out of the men’s room and wobbled his way to the bar.”I, uh, lll…, I’ll ha-have anudder. Maske itta dubble.” The bartender looks him over and notices the vomit staining
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and treated as a technological dinosaur by all the Client/Server programmers and website developers, he was finally getting some respect. He’d become a private consultant specializing in Year 2000 conversions.Several years of