Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things – the wife is missin,Didn’t ask – her permission,I’m wearin’ her clothes,Her silk pantyhose,Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.In the store – there’s a teddy,Little straps – like spaghetti,It holds me so tight,Like handcuffs at night,Walkin’ round