A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, “There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens.” “How did you know that?” his mother asked. “Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,” he replied.”I think it’s
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Fred’s class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. “Did you enjoy yourself?” asked her mother when she got home. “Oh, yes,” replied Fred. “But it was funny going to a dead zoo.”
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it.They take it into the car
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. “How do you account for this?” he asked the brothers.”It’s hereditary, sir,” the older one replied.”I see,” said the doctor, writing in
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, “Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady,” why is your stomach so big?”She replied, “Im having a baby.”With big eyes,he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”She said, “He sure is.”Then the little boy
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times. Her docter told her that he couldn’t perform surgery because it would be too risky. All was well for 16 years when one