For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and
A mafioso’s son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, “Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new…” He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away. He gets