Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother’s day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
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Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing and I am sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, please sit down. You are not to read any further unless
Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, “Gee, you’re dumb, Mom. You don’t know anything.” “Now, son,” scolded Bentley, “you musn’t be picky about your mother’s little faults.”
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Because you have to kill them before you cure them!What do you call a pig who’s been arrested for dangerous driving?A road hog!What do you call sheep
The seven-year old girl told her mom, “A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.” “Oh, dear,” the mother nervously sighed. “What happened, honey?” “Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.”
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?”His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, “I’ll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. “Everyone knows,” the mother lectured him, “that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool.” “Oh really?” said the lifeguard, “from the diving board!?!?”