A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at hismother and says “Look Momma, I’m a white boy.” His mother slaps him hardon the face and says “Boy, go show your
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Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t worry about poor old me. I’m just fine considering I can’t breathe, or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands of miles away from your lonely ailing mother.I’ve sent along my
Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too.””No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.””I think you’re supposed
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say’s “my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?” Her mother say’s “Put them between your legs, that will warm them up.” So she does, and her mother was right. The next
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his father came out and saw what the little boy was doing, he made him stop right away and told the little boy, “That’s it for you. No honey for a week.”Well, then the little boy went
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New YorkOne hand on wheel, one finger out window: ChicagoOne hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BostonOne hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator:California *with gun in lap: L.A.Both
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father’s business, his motherthought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.