Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles home.’ Ghost: Why don’t you take a train? Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
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A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. “Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life,” he tells her, by way of poetic concealment.She tells this to her mother, who replies, “Did he say anything about that dead branch they’re hanging on?”
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped in he would buy something for his mother and send it to her. On one such stop he found a parrot that spoke thirty different languages. He immediately bought it and sent it home to his
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again.After several circles and jerks,
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?””Of course not, dear,” replied the mother, “Why would you think
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What happened…why are you crying?”The Blonde tells her that her mother has passed away.The neighbor makes her some coffee, comforts her and then leaves.The next day the neighbor goes back over to the house and finds the