A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft the skin from her body, so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor
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A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.”The father thought some and said, “OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy.Let’s say that I’m a capitalist because I’m the breadwinner.Your mother
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90’sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted person–temporarily visually abledblind–visually challengedmute–vocally challengeddeaf–aurally challengeddead–metabolically differentalive–temporarily metabolically abledugly–aesthetically challengedfat–gravitationally challengedheavy-set–people of massrude–politically correct psychopath–socially misalignedcrooked–ethically challengedklutzy–kinesthetically challengedbald–follicularly challengedshort–differently staturednon-white, non-male oppressed–white melanin impoverished / genetically oppressivewhite male–oppressorblack–african-americanasian–asian-americanafro-american–african-americanminority group–numerically challenged group; under-represented populationblack–person of colorChicano–person of
Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. “What’s the matter?” asked her companion. “Oh dear,” sobbed Auntie, “It’s my favorite nephew. He’s got three feet.” “Three feet?” exclaimed her friend. “Surely that’s not possible?” “Well,” said Auntie, “his mother’s just
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other: “You know, I had me every woman in this town,except my mother and my sister.” “Well,” his buddy replied, “between you and me we got ’em all.”
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by young scholars around the world…In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s wife
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.” “Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.” Nodding emphatically,