A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. “I am so obsessed with my mother… As soon as I go to sleep, I start dreaming, and everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I wake up insuch a state, all I can do
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A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. “What part?” the mother asked.”I play a Jewish husband,” the boy replied. “Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!”
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.2. You name your children Eudora, AOL and dotcom.3. You turn off your modem and get
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?”The father replies: “Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she’d have sex
Why wouldn’t the piglet’s mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night, while watching
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is money. Again,