A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out thewindow, turned to his mother and said, “If big dogs havebaby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planeshave baby planes?” The mother, who couldn’t think of ananswer,
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With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says “not yet.” A little later they ask to see
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I just forget to eat.” Now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name, and my keys. But I’ve never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of idiot to forget to eat!A friend
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit
Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? – A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterward, Moses went up on
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited out again! (unless of course your married an the wife makes you go!)I’D LOVE TO BUT…… I changed the lock on my door and now I can’t get out. … I feel a song coming on.