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Steve wrote home.

Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad you named me Steve,’ he said in the letter. ‘Why?’ asked his mother in her reply. ‘Because that’s what all the kids at camp call me,’ he wrote back.

At the end

At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed. ‘How did your trunk get so neat?’ she asked her messy daughter. ‘It was easy,’ said Julie. ‘I just never unpacked!’

A young family

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family’s 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started

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Your Daughter is Pregnant

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter’s swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, “Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!” The mother turn red with fury, and

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The young wife

The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. “I’ve been insulted,” she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me.” “My mother!” he exclaimed. “But she is a hundred miles away.” “I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.” He looked

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