More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. S$$T HAPPENS!.Accept than some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.The best vitamin for making friends: B1.If you can’t be the tablecloth, don’t be
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At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant’s weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale,
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer:
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ”I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?” Her mother replied, ”Of couse it is, dear.” The next day, the blonde said,
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he’d first had sex.”It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the
One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back