Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, “Oh Jack, give me a pint o’the brandy.”Sister Mary Katherine,” exclaimed Jack, ” I could never do that! I have never sold alcohol to a nun in
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A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: “Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh. Father Goodwim came to me and told me that I had the gates to Heaven here between my legs. Then he saidthat he had the key to Heaven,
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what they wanted to bewhen they grew up.A twelve-year-old said, “I want to be a prostitute.”The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot. When theyrevived her, she raised her head from the ground
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for days and days with nothing to do. One morning the captain decides he is going to lay on some entertainment for the men. He orders a barrel to be placed on
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, “WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!”The sister said, “Sir, you shouldn’t use God’s name in vain.” The man said, “But that’s the SPECIES of the fish — a Gauddam Fish.” The
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable. Mother Superior called the electric company’s complaint department to ask for help.”The profanity these men use constantly is unsuitable for our community. You must make them
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable. Mother Superior called the electric company’s complaint department to ask for help.”The profanity these men use constantly is unsuitable for our community. You must make them