Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: – Nobody would know about her if it weren’t for Bill – She sucks – She blows – She’s bloated – She’s the focus of a huge legal battle – She’ll go down in a heartbeat Who does she think she is, Microsoft Windows?
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Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky’s new book1. I Suck At My Job2. What Really Goes Down In The White House3. How I Blew It In Washington4. You Have to Work Hard to Find the Softer Side of the President5. Clear and Present Boner6. Testing the Limits of the Gag Rule7.
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton? A: The President after Bush.Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response: Paula was good, but no cigar.
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an intern!
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.