AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can’t stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to
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Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may be theyoungest woman to have ever held the Presidency.
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby looking man named Jon. The President voiced his concerns
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? … Ain’t nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I’ve ever had.
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?A: The President after Bush.Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore. Curious, she picked it up, brushed off the sand, and lo and behold a genie popped out.”Greetings, Miss Lewinsky,” the genie said. “Since
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her dress.