ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be making under $7 an hour; we’ll be bankrupt in a year.PROFIT-SHARING PLAN:Once it’s shared between the higher-ups, there won’t be a profit.COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:We have no
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Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.”JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM” We have no time to train you.”CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE” We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.”MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED”