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What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing, it just shuts up.What does Michael Jackson call his “Tickle-me Elmo” doll?Bait.What goes “99 thump 99 thump 99 thump…?”A centipede with a wooden leg.What goes “Tick
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says, “How long before wecan have sex?”The doctor says, “At least wait until he’s walking.”
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? “Beeflt!”