|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
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On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.The steward who checks tickets says, “I’m so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class.””I can do What-eva I want, I’m a blonde.”
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and states boastfully “My son is so rich that he bought his lover a house”.The second man steps up to tee and says, “Well, MY son is so rich that he bought his lover a new car”.
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don’t worry we have three engines left”.Thirty minutes later, the captain announced “One more engine has failed and the
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn on the heat. 45 degrees – Vermont residents go to outdoor concert. 40 degrees – You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 degrees – Italians cars don’t start. 32 degrees –