Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way thru a fence, with its butt facing the tavern. One drunk says he sure wishes that sheep were Marilyn Monroe.

After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?””Yes, she’s dead to!””Was making love to me really the same as makinglove to Marilyn Monroe?””Yes, she’s dead to!”