An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN, That is the ugliest baby I’ve EVER seen!”In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. She fumed for a few stops
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED…ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.FREE PUPPIES:PART COCKER SPANIEL -PART SNEAKY NEIGHBOR’S DOGGERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.FULL SIZED MATTRESS.20 YR. WARRANTY.LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.BILL’S SEPTIC CLEANING”WE HAUL AMERICAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging. Samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.Chemical properties: Attempts to bond