***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the Oreos.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think the kid weighs 40 pounds.” 15. “Y’know, looking at her, you’d never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!” 14. “I sure hope your thighs aren’t

17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think the kid weighs forty pounds.” 15. “Y’know, looking at her, you’d never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby.” 14. “I sure hope your thighs aren’t gonna stay that flabby forever.” 13. “Well, couldn’t they induce