One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, – “Buffalo Come!”And the Lone Ranger said, “How do you know Tonto?”Tonto replied, – “Ear stuck to ground…”
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,”Who owns the big white horse outside?”The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, “I do. Why?”The cowboy looked at
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a rest Tontoplaced his ear to the ground and listened. “Buffalo come,” remarked Tonto. “How can you tell, Tonto?” asked the Lone Ranger. “Face sticky.”
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, “Who owns the big white horse outside?” The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, “I do. Why?”
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|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
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