One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some
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And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents door.Noticing that the door was open a bit, he walked in only to see his mother performing oral sex on his dad.Upon seeing this, little Johnny walks out and exclaims –
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mohter’s milk.Little Johnny pipes up and says, “I know teacher!”Number One: It’s fresh.Number Two: It’s nutritious.Number Three: I’t served at just the right temperature.And Number Four: It comes in a cool container!
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Grandma’s kitchen.”Where’s my bucket and where’s my
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three.” “Four,” answers the boy.”What comes after six?” “Seven.””Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?””A Jack.”
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.I asked for a bicycle,
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.”Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the