|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!”The policeman said, “What’s he like?”Little Johnny replied, “Beer and women!”
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Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. ‘I’ve lost five cents,’ sobbed Johnny. ‘Don’t worry,’ said his dad kindly.’ Here’s five more for you,’ At this Johnny howled louder than ever. ‘Now what is it ?’ asked his dad. ‘I wish I’d said I’d lost
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What she would do was hold an item behind her back, give a few descriptions of the item, and ask the kids to guess what it was. First she said to the children “I have something long
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?””None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.””Well, the answer
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father. He opens his dad’s bedroom door and finds his mom and dad humping away on the bed! “Dad!” says Johnny, “What are you doing!” Johhny’s father stops humping for a second and says “Well, Johnny,
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a