|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams
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A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending eternity here, but I’ll let you pick your own room from three I’ll show you,” the devil said.In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of her background information and asks her, “Do you havegrounds for a divorce?”To which she replies, “Well, we have three acres.””No, ma’am. What I mean is, does he beat you up?” asks the attorney.”No, I get up
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!