Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride.”What’s the problem?””I want to hit that adulterin’ bitch for breach of contract,” snapped the oil man.”I don’t know if that will fly,” said the lawyer. “I mean your wife isn’t
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Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; “You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedez. I figure that if she
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets,what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two. One summer he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to visit him. The friend,
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket.
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass!