A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you’ve been a big
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A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for a minor traffic summons.He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions.”Your Honor,” replied the defendant, “that man represented me in a bitter divorce. One day he said my property settlement hearing was about to be held. The judge would decide that
LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish eat dogfish world? Is everyone united for a common porpoise? Or do they all split off in their own special groupers? Well, one tragic story indicates it’s not so perfect down there.There was once a brilliant
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.The man also wanted custody of his
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY : I’m broke.BOY : May I hold your hand??GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??BOY : What time was it??GIRL : Say you love me!
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How do you plead?” asked the judge.”Guilty or not guilty.””Not guilty,” replied the man.”On what grounds?” queried the judge.”I didn’t think she was dead….I thought she was an American.”