A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?” The farmer said,”Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce’s.”The attorney said, “well do you have any grounds?” The farmersaid, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.” The attorney said, ”
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|Northerners visiting the South Information for Northerners Visiting the Southern StatesIf you are from the northern states and planning on visiting or moving to the south, there are a few things you should know that will help you adapt to the difference in life styles:1. If you run your car
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code – Them’s the fight’n rules down da local tavern.Bug – The reason you is a giv’n for calling in sick.Byte – What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.Cache – Needed when you go to da
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.2. If you forget a Southerner’s name, refer to him (or her) as “Bubba”. You have a 75% chance of being right.3. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does