Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, “If you could name your husband after any soda pop, what would it be?”The first lady thinks for a minute and says, “Moutain Dew, because he can mount and do me anytime.”The second
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Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summer’s day comes to a slow end. The horizon is awash with the sun’s setting hues. A few pesky no-see-ums fly about.The first lady speaks up in her slow, southern drawl and says:
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.” You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey, y’all watch this!”You’ve got more
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was driving from Annapolis to the Meadowlands, and an Air Force guy who’s driving from McGwire in South Jerz to the Meadowlands just to watch the Jets. In the middle of the night